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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Currently Listening
I Heard It on NPR: At Home in the World
By Various Artists
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Which are you?

Country Folk

Lately I’ve had the misfortune to be around a lot of big city people which served as a good reminder as to why I like country folks so much.

City people dine on cuisine while country folk eat steak and beans. Urbanites have dinner parties where they munch on micro greens and finger food. Rural people have potlucks and eat with silverware, occasionally plastic. They have been known to dip their cornbread in milk. City slickers expound on steak tartare and gazpacho while country dwellers prefer their soup and steak to be cooked. Or at least heated.

Residents of the big city think they are fighting terrorism with color coded warnings and airport shoe removal. Rural residents think of homeland security more in terms of a twelve gauge and a healthy dose of skepticism about strangers. A stranger being anyone whose family hasn’t lived nearby for at least three generations.

The most important people in the lives of urbanites are their therapists, interior decorators, personal trainers and investment advisors. In the country family comes first followed by the veterinarian and the banker. City folks go to Bangkok and Europe for vacation and bring back digitized pictures and fears of bird flu. Rural residents go to Disneyworld and the Grand Canyon and bring back memories and cheap souvenirs.

City folks read the New York Times and listen to Howard Stern. Country people read farm papers and listen to Paul Harvey and Baxter Black. Big city sports fans root for NBA and NFL stars who disrespect them. Those who live out beyond the city limits signs go to high school games and root for kids they probably spanked once or twice. Residents of metropolitan areas have to have a critic tell them if a movie or a book is any good whereas country people can still make up their own mind.

If someone who lives in a large city gets shot it’s probably by a member of one of many gangs that haunt their streets. If a rural resident gets shot it was because someone at a branding missed with the vaccine gun.

The teeming masses in our cities have to be entertained at all times. They go to the theater or the opera and they listen to rappers on their I-Pods while they sip frappuccinos at Starbucks. Those who live in the country prefer peace and quiet. To them there is nothing prettier than the sound of a cricket or a calf calling to its mother. City folks are classified into neighborhoods by their breeding. If rural residents give a whit at all about breeding it’s because the new bull is shooting blanks. 

The only contact urbanites have with animals is on Animal Planet. They want to save the grizzly and the wolf. In the country animals are everywhere and residents there are more concerned with saving their kids from the grizzly and the wolf. Urbanites don’t believe in private property rights because they don’t own much. By giving each year to the Nature Conservancy and Sierra Club they think they are saving the earth and the ozone. Country folks think such people are high on ozone.

City folks wave to people in other cars with their middle finger and talk about stress, hot stocks and themselves. Mostly what they do is consume stuff. Countrified residents offer a friendly wave and talk about rainfall totals, grass conditions and the livestock market. If they brag at all it’s about their kids or a good horse they are riding. What they do mostly is produce the stuff the city dwellers make a living selling, trading and consuming. Urbanites work out at gyms; rural workers work out at work.

Inhabitants of urban municipalities take great pride in keeping up with all the fads and trends and are always dressed in the latest styles. Ruralites know how to dress too... mostly deer, lambs, rabbits, chickens and such. They are survivalists who know how to hunt, fish and grow a garden whereas most city dwellers wouldn’t last longer than the expiration date on their soy milk after their granola bars ran out.


Monday, February 13, 2006

Currently Listening
White Light Rock & Roll Review
By Matthew Good
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Our Presidential Office continue to amaze me - and not in a good way.

But First: the Presidential Mis-Speak for the weekend: "We increased expenses, particularly in two areas- the military."  And today's: TOUR GUIDE: "Usually, you might see some bass fisherman out there."  BUSH: "A submarine could take this place out."

Now for le peice de' la' resistance:: Cheney Shoots Man In Hunting Accident

WASHINGTON, Feb. 13, 2006
(CBS/AP) Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was in stable condition in the intensive care unit of a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday.

"He is stable and doing well. It was almost like he was spending time with me in my living room," said hospital administrator Peter Banko, who visited Whittington.

Banko didn't say why Whittington was in the intensive care unit.

The accident occurred Saturday at a ranch in south Texas where the vice president and several companions were hunting quail. It was not reported publicly by the vice president's office for nearly 24 hours, and then only after it was reported locally by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times on its Web site Sunday, CBS News correspondent Susan Roberts reports.

Katharine Armstrong, the ranch's owner, said Sunday that Cheney was using a 28-gauge shotgun and that Whittington was about 30 yards away when he was hit. CBS News correspondent Joie Chen reports Whittington, 78, was hit in the cheek, neck and chest.

Each of the hunters was wearing a bright orange vest at the time, Armstrong told reporters at the ranch about 60 miles southwest of Corpus Christi. She said Whittington was "alert and doing fine."

Armstrong told The Associated Press emergency personnel traveling with Cheney tended to Whittington before an ambulance — routinely on call because of the vice president's presence — took him to a hospital in Kingsville. From there, Whittington was flown by helicopter to Corpus Christi, about 40 miles away.

Cheney's spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president met with Whittington at the hospital on Sunday. Cheney "was pleased to see that he's doing fine and in good spirits," she said.

Armstrong said she was watching from a car while Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of the vehicle to shoot at a covey of quail.

Whittington shot a bird and went to retrieve it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself," Armstrong said.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Whittington has been a private practice attorney in Austin since 1950 and has long been active in Texas Republican politics. He's been appointed to several state boards, including when then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the Texas Funeral Service Commission.

McBride did not comment about why the vice president's office did not tell reporters about the accident until the next day. She referred the question to Armstrong, who could not be reached again Sunday evening.

Armstrong, owner of the Armstrong Ranch where the accident occurred, said Whittington was bleeding after he was shot and Cheney was very apologetic.

"It broke the skin," she said of the shotgun pellets. "It knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that.

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."

Cheney is an avid hunter who makes annual trips to South Dakota to hunt pheasants. He also travels frequently to Arkansas to hunt ducks, among other places.

Armstrong said Cheney is a longtime friend who comes to the ranch to hunt about once a year and is "a very safe sportsman." She said Whittington is a regular, too, but she thought it was the first time the two men hunted together.

"This is something that happens from time to time. You know, I've been peppered pretty well myself," said Armstrong.

Chen reports the Armstrong ranch is owned by big Republican contributors who are longtime supporters of President Bush and Cheney. It has been in the influential south Texas family since the turn of the last century. Katharine is the daughter of Tobin Armstrong, a politically connected rancher who has been a guest at the White House and spent 48 years as director of the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association. He died in October. Cheney was among the dignitaries who attended his funeral.

Cheney was legally hunting with a license he purchased in November, Texas Parks and Wildlife Department spokesman Steve Lightfoot said. The vice president flew back to Washington on Sunday evening, according to his office.


Friday, February 10, 2006

Currently Reading
Presidential MIS Speak 2006 Calendar: The Very Curious Language of George W. Bush
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Our President

Perhaps one of my favorite purchases with my Amazon.com gift card was my Presidential (Mis)Speal daily calendar.  Today I would like to share with you Friday, February 10th saying:

 

"He got him 175 employees, which is a good size company". 

I would like take this time to state, once again, that I did not vote for him...


Thursday, February 09, 2006

Currently Listening
Anybody Out There?
By Burlap to Cashmere
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There are a lot of things going on right now... some I would like to write about (Haitian Election).  But, alas... not time has been found to write such fantastically wonderful articles.  I was hoping too when I got stop in boring hotel room last night - but instead I got suckered into watching VH1's 100 teen idols!  I am so pathetic...

However, this is a promise that I will write about something interesting and profound in the near future.  Until then... I have stolen this idea from the fantasticall wonderful Dave (who I would like to remind I will be in Chi-town March 1 and 2)

Until then - Peace, Love and Sunshine y'all! 

Life in fours

Four jobs I've had: ( I will go in order)
1. Corporate Communications
2. Development Coordinator
3. RA/Admission/Theatre/PR Office/Writer (college was a busy time)
4. Bartender/Front Desk/third shift (college summers were also busy!)

Four movies I could watch over and over:
1. Robin Hood - Men in Tights (tight tights...)
2. Anything on TNT  - Why do they torchure me like that, and the sad part is I usually get suckered into watching the Encore presentation too!!! (Simon Burch, Pay it Forward, Feild of Dreams - its an evil channel!)
3. Shawshank Redemtion
4. The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Four places that I've lived:
1. Syracuse, NY
2. South Buffalo, NY (yes... South Buffalo...)
3. Hiram, OH
4. Bliss, NY (wow, I am boring!) 

Four TV shows that I love:
1. Any I get to watch with Kristina (I love having free minutes after nine!!  Plus, it is even better now cause I get to know what happens about 8 seconds before her!  HEHEHE)
2. Medium
3. Amazing Race
4. Beauty and the Geek (Yes, those are my shows right now... and I watch each of them with Kristina!) 

Four places I've vacationed:
1. San Jose, CA
2. Pignon, Haiti (yes, I take odd vacations - not too long until Guatemala)
3. Myrtle Beach, NC
4. Orlando, FL

Four of my favorite dishes:
1. Anything I do no thave to cook!!
2. Chicken Curry
3. Chili/Soups
4. That chicken my mom makes!  YUM!!

Four sites I visit daily:
1. www.Gmail.com
2. www.teamdairy.com
3. ummmm.....
4. wow... I dont surf a lot....

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Some place where they are not going to get a foot of snow tonight...
2. At Dee's - she has puppies!!!  I love puppies
3. At home on my couch watching a good movie or reading  a good book
4. ummm.... wow this four thing is really tought!


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Currently Listening
Back to Bedlam
By James Blunt
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Oh, how I do want a puppy!!



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